If I had a conversation with the author.

If I had the chance to talk to Ellen Degeneres, I would ask her if her life is always funny and crazy. I mean, do all comedians and stars have laugh out loud moments all day, everyday. I sure don't, but laughing is a choice. You could laugh all day if you wanted, or you could be a debby downer all day. I would also ask Ellen if she makes up some of he things that she says are true, or is all her trips to the mall ironic. I also think that Ellen would talk to me like one of her guests on her show. She makes all her guests feel like her good friends that she's known for ever. I think she would talk to anybody like that. I mean, have you seen a newspaper article about Ellen Degeneres fighting with paparazzi?

The best thing about my book.

      I would say that the best thing about my book is that there's no plot. You don't have to remember any character names or how the author makes the character react to certain scenarios. It's just Ellen Degeneres and who ever she talks about in the 2-3 page chapters. You can escape all the author's connection questions and just have a good laugh at her sarcastic humor. She makes you relate to her stories and even included coloring pages for if you don't want to read, which I have colored already. But I guess she just wrote down the first thing that came to her head just to write a book for more money. That's what all stars want out there in Hollywood. More money. Anyway they can get it. That doesn't mean that what came to her mind isn't funny, because it truly entertains me and if you watch someone that's reading her book closely, you might see a visible smile on their face.

Why I chose this book.

    A new trimester started and I went to my english class and my teacher said that we will be doing blogger again. I knew I had to pick another book for this trimester so I went to Barnes&Noble to pick a book. I didn't feel like going through two plots from tow different books, because of our class novel, so I leaned toward comedy. I had heard of Ellen Degeneres writing a book, but I never payed any attention to it until I found it in the book store. I started skimming through it and was laughing in the book store. I had to buy it.

   In her book, she had many different stories about her and her life. She was like an everyday person, but turned her ironic moments into humor and joked about it. I felt like this book would bring me joy to an everyday school day to blog about weekly.